Brendon

listen on your  camarades you can do anything on here from sex with a LLama to giving a midget an aenema live and in color and develop a sizeable following in the process So I don't think your need to be on computers and on cam should restrict your antisocial or unnatural sexual urges in the least I think they would be celebrated I know I would watch and applaud.
Mercer

The ppl  at  camarades should use that in there ad campaign haha

-=The Cult of the Llama=-

For those of you who are thinking  OMG!  hes a f**cken satanist!    Fear not!! i only bite the heads off chickens once a week.  haha  i'm just ranting  okies!. 
 
The golden rules are as follows: 

1. LOVE THY GNOME: your gnome is a great source of wisdom, frequent lashings of loving applied to your gnome will only increase its wisdom. so your thinking "what my gnome don't talk?" BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE IT ENOUGH!!! pfffft!!!

2. STROKE YOUR LLAMA: this the most golden of all rules as preached to me by my gnome who will appear from time to time to preach his wisdom to the masses via webcam!

3. STILL STROKIN?:  Llamas  spit  so don't stroke  to hard.

A llama  is a furry  lil  critter..  ya know the animal?..  and a  gnome  is  cement  garden ornament!  So your thinking i'm kinda  twisted  :)    yeah  well you get that


Spend a bit of time online?  why not get payed for it by the ppl at all advantage.    They do actually pay.  And you can earn  money off the ppl you sign up and the ones they in turn sigh up..   there is no limit to the amount you can earn.  heres  the  link..   www.alladvantage.com.  And its totally  free  :) they make there money through advertising.

I can give you some pointers on how to increase your all advantage income the "easy way"  if you signup now  :) - it will help both of us - I also got a about 2000 + mp3s that my active members  get access to.

Cool thing of the moment:
Cordless  headphones and  winamp controlled by remote control! 

Frequently Asked Questions

1.  What the  hell are doing? 
This  propably means  i'm singing  :)    i love music!   i always have something  playing and my tastes  vary  to a bit of everything.

2.  Have you had to many?
hahaha  this  is funny!    no i haven't   i don't  drink while  i'm online  ok  :OP   i  just a get hyper at times!

3. Wanna  cyber?
Errrrm  no,  i think of better  ways to get a sore wrist!

Fact: 

i consume more Macdonalds, Hungry Jacks Pizza, and Pasta  than some small countrys.
COOKING IS A WASTE OF TIME!!

Keep the young in a job! eat take out  :Op

I LIKE ENGLAND JUST FINE!! BUT I AIN'T EATIN ANY OF THAT BEEF!


And YES ITS FUCKIN POLITICAL