Brent TV

Don\'t be a Prick!!!

For your own safety please read the following FAQ.  Over time, I have noticed that everyone asks me the same questions and it really gets old answering them over and over and over and over. 

1.  Are you gay?

Yep.

2.  Are you horny?

Probably...but I prefer to act on it later in private without the world watching.

3.  Are you naked?

Put on your glasses.

4.  Are you sure you are gay?

What a moron!

5.  How big is your dick?

Go ask your mom.

6.  Do you ever play on here?

Ummmm.....*thinking really hard*  NO!!!

7.  Do you want to watch me jack off?

Ummmm.....*thinking really hard*  NO!!!

8.  Will you stand up/jack off/take off your shirt/wave to the camera for me?

This isn't TRL.   I don't take requests.

9.  You stopped talking to me...Did I piss you off?

Possibly...but more likely you just bored the shit out of me...*yawn*....better luck next time.

10.  Are you as big a prick/bitch/asshole as you seem?

Nope...just play one on Brent TV.

Anyway for those of you who actually have some balls and I haven't scared off  feel free to chat with me.  But please keep in mind I may be doing other things and be busy.  And if you do chat with me and I piss you off or offend you in some way...well....you probably deserved it.  Don't say I didn't warn you.