British and uesless

Hello *waving*...Good,now thats the polite stuff out of the way...whatcha got to say for yourself? A litle about me for those that really want to know... I have a terrible attitude..disgusting manners..I'm arrogant..self-centred...pig ugly... useless at anything that requires effort...and I'm tuf... Still here are we?...Oh goody...right..well what else... Oh yes..'Im incredibly fashionable..I wear Flared Rupert Bear trousers and have lapels so large on my shirts that they slap me on the back of the neck... For those that want to see more....take a hike.... You still here?...Blimey you are a glutton for punishment aren't you... So I guess is should give you a little more info eh?.. Ok...Well...I don't suffer fools gladly...I'm strictly str8 in the mating game and have absolutley no desire to show my wares to those laddies out there that get off on a naked man *shudder*... I have a dog....you wan't to know who he is?..Well stop on by from time to time and you'll find him here with me sometimes... Anything else?....just ask.... My motto...Any port in a storm.... I'm just too nice ain't I......in fact I'm fantabulous *smiling*... Anyway...if you don't like then move along..if ya do..then try the chat room..I'm always about if I'm online... If you can't wait then email me at daja30@hotmail.com ..Good...now....move along.... Tata