CagedBat

THE BAT CAM

The bat cam, bio (Who the bloody hell I am) It was a grim day in the midlands on the 9th feb 1972 for that was the day the abomination to nature known as Caged_Bat was created in a secret research laboratory deep under Mansfield, nottinghamshire, using pieces of scrap DNA and some cheese they found behind the fridge they fused them with animal (bats of course) braincells and carelessly threw the evil mixture into the biogenitic realignment and replication machine.. Naturally the ZX81 Controlling the whole caboodle freaked out. Lucky for some an early copy of a ferish magazine was left on the machine, and it appears some white goo that was sticking two really good pages together dropped into the mix just beore the ZX81 gave up the ghost... a few seconds later to the horror off the arranged nutty scientists an unearthly wail came from the chamber , reluctently they prodded the nearest sucker/ to open the door, and to their surprise out crawled this ...thing..that became known as the bat... quickly they threw it into a cage and hid the key under the door mat.. In the coming years the bat studied those around it, some were reasonably "normal" others raving perverts that did unspeakable things to eachother at christmas parties using a pozitron collider and an egg wisk... the bat meeped oh so softly to itself observing those around it and gathering knowledge. Eventully due to goverment cutbacks the lab was sut down and the Bat forgotten...surviving on a mix of MTV and pizza it eventually was able to go out and buy a bottle of Chetrusé from the local off licence... Wandering the streets it discovered night clubs and mail order, and using it's knowledge aqquired employment a car and an abode.. After discovering the "tail" between his legs wasn't just on the wrong side and leaked occasionally, he ventured into the world of women, one of which showed him an old fetish magazine with two really good pages stuck together, and took him to a fetish party, the bat never looked back..... and never has... Oh and the chinchillas are "ren and Stimpy" and I wuv them werry werry mwutch