CliffTM

Owwa... tanna... siam...

You've reached the one true official Cliff(tm) cam, the only site for your daily dose of my pathetic, meaningless existiance. Lucky you! (note sarcasm).

This waste of bandwidth was set up when I quit drinking *, only to find that I have no girlfriend, few friends, never go anywhere or do anything, and was probably better off with the illusion alcohol provided.

Gaze in wonder as I get my daily exersize from pacing around my apartment contemplating where my life went wrong! Watch in amazement as I drink gallon after gallon of coffee while chain smoking! Look on in awe as I prepare to leave my home, only to remember that I'm stupid, ugly, without any social skills, and therefor have no place to go!

In short, thank whatever god you believe in that you're not me.

On a more exciting note, if you tune in often enough, you might get to see me leave my home just long enough to return with a gun and splatter the gray sludge inside my head that I call a brain all over my 300 square foot basement apartment!

Ain't technology grand?

*I will most likely give in and start drinking again in the near future. This is not so much an addiction to alcohol as an aversion to a painful reality.