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HARD TO BELIEVE THIS IS THE MOST FUN I HAVE ALL DAY, HUH?

As impossible as it sounds, you are currently viewing the best part of the day.
I might be checking my email, chatting to a friend, or listing my books on half.com.
I guess you might also catch me petting my dogs; or, if we're really lucky, we could catch one of them chewing up a plastic Mountain Dew bottle.
I know, I know, you envy me. Well I don't blame you, but you do need to know one thing.
Things weren't always this great. There was a time when I was going to movies, bars, dance clubs, concerts, roadtrips and other so-called "fun" excursions.
But, praise Jesus, my lust for life is over.
Now, I bask in the light of monotony, and I'll admit I'm pretty good at it too.
One might say I even excell in the area of mediocraty.
Someday, if you work hard enough, your life may be as average as mine.
Well, maybe not quite as ordinary as mine. You might say A Life Less Ordinary, but one can dream, can't he?
jilene abides, taking it easy for all you sinners out there.