| You
know, every once and a while, a really GREAT CAM page comes online and
you could sit MESMERIZED for hours GAZING at the wonders that it beholds!
This
ain't one of those damned cams, ok!!?
Look...here's what
we do here....don't think it will get better than this:
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Eat
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Clutter the place up
with useless junk
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Eat
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Sleep
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Watch movies we have
seen a THOUSAND times (Steffie's personal favorite is "Beethoven")
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Eat
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Play on the computer
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Ignore your calls at
random - If you are a friend, be warned!
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Eat
That's about it.
Occasionally, I have friends over (yes, I have some!). It won't be
unusual to see Steve or Sharon or maybe even Angie or Tom sitting around,
doing drugs on my coffee table ...errr....I mean, eating coffee cake on
my dining room table! Occasionally you will play a unique game of
"meet the landlord"...usually these games are unnanounced. You'll
know it's time to play when you see me walking around with my checkbook
in my hand. Sorry, but due to legal issues (i.e. I got caught!) we
can no longer offer you the "ExWifeCam"...although, those many months where
I had it hidden in her bathroom made for some fine entertainment!
Look for a new exciting location every month!!! Usually around the 1st,
when the rent is due!!!
Coming soon! Refridgerator
Cam!
It's never been
done like THIS before!!
Now you can play
for BIG money, games like:
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Guess That Mold!
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Steffie's Lunch - Friend
Or Foe?
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Make My Shopping List
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Why Do They Call It
"Freezer Burn"?
So KEEP WATCHING...YOU
LITTLE PERVERTS! |
